Team Oarsome Board Shorts

Team Oarsome Bordies

These are awful, sure they look great and have been nominated for a turner prize as they are essentially art that you can wear. However even if your on Team Oarsome they’re mildly┬áirritating, but for mere mortals they’re a guaranteed death sentence. These shorts ride up the body like Team Oarsome rides white water rapids.

Unfortunately Team Oarsome’s never say die or admit that your wrong attitude means that these shorts have earned themselves a place in the Team Oarsome kit bag and there they shall remain and to we wear them through or die trying.