Full Name: Robert Bloodworth
AKA: ‘Beard of Justice’
D.O.B: The mists of time
Most Oarsome Moment on the Water:
whilst smiting my foes hither and yon, i did, heroically, get bundled out of the raft by Yelfy. there upon i saw several paddles trying to escape and manfully sacrificed my hold on the raft 2 retrieve said paddles so as to facilitate the greater good of the team i love so dearly.
Most oarsome off water moment:
As with all great heroes, i have made my presence felt in many areas off the water as well as on. Some would say my greatest moments would come from the countless battle with many un-named foes, they would not be far the truth. However I would say that my crowning moments have come from the the daily comfort and compassion i show week in week out in not beating small children, who can’t follow simple instructions (like don’t run), to death.
Most Memorable Oarsome Quote:
As resident lifeguard for team Oarsome (not that any of the chosen team would need a lifeguard), my skill is an aura of reassurance in the safe and sure knowledge that we can all push ourselves to the edge of endurance knowing that we have among us 1 who can always pull us back from the brink should the need arise.
What First Attracted You to the World of Professional Raft Racing?
The promise of fame and fortune went a long way, but then with my very select skill set fame and fortune comes naturally, so i suppose i would have to say, the sense of comradary found in like minded individuals with the same unquenchable thirst to be the best.
I say only this, to the victor go the spoils and we shall have our day of glory.